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	<description>I stroke my own ego every day. Sometimes twice.</description>
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		<title>Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;too many men, too many boys, too many misters, not enough sisters; too much time on too many hands - not enough ladies, too many mans.&#8221;
Umm&#8230; I think they wrote this song about the bar in Revelstoke. Yikes.
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<p>&#8220;too many men, too many boys, too many misters, not enough sisters; too much time on too many hands - not enough ladies, too many mans.&#8221;</p>
<p>Umm&#8230; I think they wrote this song about the bar in Revelstoke. Yikes.</p>
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		<title>Sleepwalking Doggy!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I just laughed until I was crying</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 02:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The best kind of balloon animals!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Find more videos like this on AdGabber
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		<title>Happy 2009!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 00:20:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One year in 40 seconds from Eirik Solheim on Vimeo.
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		<title>I have the sudden urge to turn on the oven.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
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See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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<div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:480px;">See more <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">funny videos</a> and <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures">funny pictures</a> at <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/">CollegeHumor</a>.</div>
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		<title>Mashed potatoes for my minions</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:59:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for neglecting you, my precious minions. It&#8217;s been a long week and a half. I was very sick and then moved from Vancouver to Revelstoke, BC. Have a few days of skiing under my belt already, and looking forward to fresh snow! Heaps of it! In a similar vein (by which I mean similarly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for neglecting you, my precious minions. It&#8217;s been a long week and a half. I was very sick and then moved from Vancouver to Revelstoke, BC. Have a few days of skiing under my belt already, and looking forward to fresh snow! Heaps of it! In a similar vein (by which I mean similarly white and fluffy), here is Snoop Dogg making mashed potatoes on Martha Stewart, high as a kite. Deeeee-licious. </p>
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		<title>Wexy&#8217;s worst nightmare</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I can has tasties?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Came across a great site (actually, they came across me on Twitter after I posted about wanting tacos al pastor) called waz4dinner. It&#8217;s deliciously straightforward (haha, see what I did there?) - pictures of what people are eating! Share waz you haz 4 dinner! It&#8217;s totally up my alley - whenever anyone mentions being anywhere, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Came across a great site (actually, they came across me on Twitter after I posted about wanting tacos al pastor) called <a href="http://waz4dinner.com/">waz4dinner</a>. It&#8217;s deliciously straightforward (haha, see what I did there?) - pictures of what people are eating! Share waz you haz 4 dinner! It&#8217;s totally up my alley - whenever anyone mentions being anywhere, I always want to know what they ate.</p>
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<dt class="wp-caption-dt"><a href="http://waz4dinner.com/2008/11/chicken-vegetables-beach-sandals-happy/" target="_blank"><img class="size-medium wp-image-315" title="feet-chicken-vegetables-feet2" src="http://karilynkempton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/feet-chicken-vegetables-feet2.jpg" alt="Those are Simon's toes, btw!" width="225" height="300" />Simon&#8217;s toes!<br />
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		<title>DOWN WITH NEWSPAPERS (UP WITH TREES!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a not-altogether-unsurprising move, and one that seems almost poetic, really, PC Magazine is switching to online only and ditching the print copy.
The move is happening as of February 2009 - subscribers will get the full mag digitally delivered to their inboxes. This move was probably a long time coming - print publication pays beans [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a not-altogether-unsurprising move, and one that seems almost poetic, really, <a href="http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2335009,00.asp">PC Magazine is switching to online only</a> and ditching the print copy.</p>
<p>The move is happening as of February 2009 - subscribers will get the full mag digitally delivered to their inboxes. This move was probably a long time coming - print publication pays beans today. It&#8217;s a totally antiquated format - the web allows for instant reporting and immediate gratification. I think that most newspapers should either shut down totally or make the shift entirely to digital. I flip through the Vancouver Sun on my lunch break most weekdays, but the best use I&#8217;ve gotten out of that print copy recently was when I used it to protect dishes while packing a few weeks ago. It&#8217;s environmentally wasteful and culturally redundant. <a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/sites">Craigslist</a> and the like have made classified ads largely obsolete, and there&#8217;s nothing I can get in print that I can&#8217;t get online (well, apart from the crossword puzzles being a little less satisfying). These aren&#8217;t just the self-indulgent ramblings of a bitter and unsuccessful journalist, either. I edited my <a href="http://argus.theorem.ca/">undergrad university paper </a>for a few years, so I played the game.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m staring across Hastings St. at the Vancouver Sun building as I write this critique. That seems almost poetic, too.</p>
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